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Video Games I’m Currently Playing

So I’ve had this blog for a year now. Awesome, huh? I’d like to thank anyone who reads or has otherwise stumbled upon my humble home on the interwebs.

Out of curiosity I went to look at my most used tags. Here are the top six:

  • Video Games: 43 Posts
  • Classic Video Game Monday: 41 posts
  • Life of Pike: 20
  • Writing: 14
  • Rambles: 14
  • Linux: 12

…I uh, sort of have a wee bit of a thing for video games, I guess.

Here’s what I’m currently playing:

Civilization IV

Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney

…and Robot Unicorn Attack.

Because there can NEVER be enough HARMONY, HARMONY, OH LOVE~

I also, uh, resubbed to WoW specifically so I could derp around with a friend as a tauren paladin. I have no idea what I’m doing as a paladin. Button-mashing, I suppose! We’re leveling surprisingly fast, though; it’s going to be hilarious if I wind up with a level 85 paladin out of nowhere.

That Civ IV though, man, lemme tell ya. There is nothing funnier than researching satellites and the Apollo Program in the mid-1800s while building massive airship armadas and submarine fleets on the side and “collecting” various historical figures. It’s like I’m actually living out all my greatest fantasies!

Classic Video Game Monday: Majora’s Mask.

Okay guys, sit down and I’m going to tell you a story.

Once upon a time, there was a girl who was in loooooooove with Ocarina of Time. She played it for hours and hours on end, interrupting it only to watch Dragon Ball Z on Cartoon Network. She played it a lot and beat it a lot and she knew where all the skulltulas and heart pieces were and she thought Adult Link was pretty cute and she dearly wished there would just be MORE of that game.

And then one day, a couple years later:

WHAT? WHAT IS THIS? OMG. I MUST HAVE IT.

My dad rented it from Blockbuster for me. And so I sat down to play it.

For those three days that we had that game, my mind was blown with sheer AMAZING. It was everything that made Ocarina of Time great, minus Adult Link (QQ) but plus a lot of super interesting and fun game mechanics and fantastic music.

The only problem was that we’d rented it, not bought it. Link wasn’t the only one with three days. I was, too. And unlike Link, I couldn’t go back and redo it if I wanted to.

The game went back to Blockbuster. For about a week I was depressed as heck. I moped around the house and tried to distract myself by playing Jet Force Gemini. Which was a pretty fantastic game, but it just wasn’t the same.

Somehow, I have never gotten around to finding the game and picking up where I left off. So it’s a sad truth: I have never finished Majora’s Mask.

I’m not lying when I say it’s one of my biggest regrets. Curse you, Blockbuster. Someday I’ll be able to take all of my consoles out of storage and then I can find the game and then I will finish it. That day will be happy.

Classic Video Game Monday: The Top Gear Series

I’m doing three games today, and this is why.

TOP GEAR:

This song.

TOP GEAR 2:

“You might be missing some of the benefits that stereo can provide” in 16-bit glory.

TOP GEAR 3000
:

I have never forgotten any of this music in the ~18 years since I first played these games. Seriously.

Music aside, the games themselves were generic racing games, except that they were solid enough that I played the heck out of them and I honestly think they were among the finest racing games of the 16bit era. The first two had you racing through different countries, the last one had you racing on different “planets” that actually all pretty much looked like Earth, but it allowed the game to throw in some extra sci-fi-esque touches to your car.

All of the games followed a similar format, allowing you to customize your car and, as you won more races, make it more powerful by upgrading to the upgrades of your choice. Simple formula. AWESOME execution. Big props to the developers.

Classic Video Game Monday: Halo

Hi, everyone! I’m here to make you feel old. I figure, I’m turning 27 in a couple of days, it’s the least I can do to spread the feeling-old-cheer. Ready?

Halo came out over nine years ago. That’s right. There are kids these days playing video games who have never lived in a pre-Xbox world.

You’re welcome.

Halo is one of exactly two traditional shooters that I’ve actually enjoyed, the other being Goldeneye 007. My memories of Halo, though, are a little different. See, I played a lot of multiplayer in Goldeneye, but I also played a lot of the story mode. A lot. In fact I think my focus on that game was getting through the story mode. As proof, back then I could quote probably half of the lines from the game.

Anyways, I played the story mode with Halo, too, but that wasn’t the point of the game for me.

The point of Halo was hours and hours and hours of multiplayer. Mmmyep.

Who doesn't remember this map?

Hours of making crazy novelty “[insert random weapon name here] only” modes
Hours of accusing people of “screen-looking”
Hours of me getting the tank and subsequently racking up more kills than should be legal
Hours of people getting the tank before me and shoving it into the cracks in the wall in Blood Gulch so I couldn’t get it
Hours of “three on one” fights against my brother because he was stupidly good
Hours of this game simply not getting old despite the fact that there were only, what, like 12 different maps? And we played Blood Gulch 80% of the time anyway?

Halo was, to put a simply, a period of a few months of my life that I remember fondly. School was getting tough and my job at the time sucked, but I could come home and wrangle up some friends and family and notch up the frags long into the night. I wouldn’t be this “social” with a video game again until World of Warcraft, and it just was a ridiculously fun experience.

Thanks, Bungie. <3

Classic Video Game Monday: Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga

It’s hard to top Super Mario RPG. Like, really hard. Like, “There’s a reason why it’s Pike’s Favorite Game of All Time” hard.

But you know, Superstar Saga was far from a bad effort.

It’s actually been years since I’ve played this game, but off the top of my head, let me tell you what made this game so enchanting:

1.) Nods to classic Mario. At one point you are thrust into a minigame that is a variation on the original Super Mario Bros. Neat, no? But not content with stopping there, the game throws in one of my favorite renditions of an homage ever. You know how in World 1-2 of SMB, you can get to the top of the level and reach the warp pipes at the end?

Yeah. You can do that in the Superstar Saga homage level. I think you get some sort of bonus item. I can’t remember. All I know is that it made my day.

2.) Geno. The Greatest Video Game Character of All Time has appeared in exactly two games. Super Mario RPG… and Superstar Saga. Granted, it was a cameo. But I didn’t see it coming and I sort of flailed around in fangirl glee for a long time.

3.) Fawful. In the running with GLaDoS for my personal designation of “Most Hilarious VG Villain of All Time”. Choice Fawful quotes include, but are not limited to, the following:

“I HAVE FURY!”

“Princess Peach’s sweet voice will soon be the bread that makes the sandwich of Cackletta’s desires! And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!”

“Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid!”

“Rage dressing on a salad of evil!”

I mean, really. You can’t top that. “Rage dressing on a salad of evil”? Sign me up, please.

I also seem to remember this video game having above-average play value and some pretty addictive mini-games but as I said, it’s been too long.

I do need to look into this game again, though. It’s no Super Mario RPG, but dude. FAWFUL.

I HAVE FURY!

Classic Video Game Monday: Dig-Dug


Dig Dug by ~ClockworkHare on deviantART

Dig-Dug is one of the first games I ever played. Seriously, we had it on our Commodore 64 back in the day, and I was basically handed a joystick the second I was born, so there’s a very good chance that I was playing this game in diapers. I’ve always sort of seen it as an underrated classic that has to sit in the shadow of stuff like Pac-Man or Donkey Kong. Both of which are awesome games, don’t get me wrong, but there was something about Dig-Dug that I have always really liked. Maybe it’s the fun music, or the entire ridiculous premise of having to go underground to blow up critters (not saying that other Commodore 64 games didn’t have ridiculous premises.)

Now when you’re a little kid you’ll turn video games into whatever you want, so I would do things like attempt to clear the entire screen of dirt, which totally is not the point of the game but I did it anyway (and it gave you bonus points if I recall correctly.) I would also do that thing where you would torture the poor monsters by inflating them nice and slowly and seeing how long you could stretch it out. Come on, I can’t be the only kid who did that.

Anyways, this game is a classic, and it’s usually in my personal video game Top Ten list somewhere. I also have it on my cell phone and I’m not afraid to admit it.

Dig-Dug forever!

Classic Video Game Monday: Pokemon Trading Card Game (Game Boy)

Come on, some of you out there remember this, right? Riiiight?

This game worked as so: you collect Pokemon cards, travel around the world, and play the card game with people. Sure, the premise is ridiculous, but the premise for this sort of game doesn’t really matter, because the point is to be able to make virtual decks and play virtual cards.

I rocked at this game, by the way. My “Bulbasaur Rainforest” deck was basically a guaranteed victory as soon as I pulled out Gyrados.

As per usual with the games I post, the music is awesome. Have two songs that are made of win:

First, the Club Master Duel theme, which is some of the most epic sounding music you will ever hear come out of a Game Boy speaker:

…and second, the Imakuni theme, which is weird and which you will probably hate until it grows on you and you start humming it at inopportune moments:

Back when I was into playing around with MIDIs I orchestrated this and called it “Imakuni’s Theme: (Pikestaff’s Version)” and made it my theme song because I totally snatch things like that.

No, seriously, I did.

Anyways, music aside, this game was seriously fun and I would buy a remake. Yep. Not even kidding.

<3

Classic Video Game Monday: Super Mario Bros. 2

There’s one in every family. You know, like Star Trek V, or Batman & Robin. Yup, every series has got That One Thing.

Super Mario Bros. 2 is Mario’s That One Thing.

…fortunately Mr. Freeze isn’t in Super Mario Bros. 2.

And fortunately, Super Mario Bros 2 is AWESOME.

See, this wasn’t originally a Mario game. Nintendo just took the original game, named Doki Doki Panic, and conveniently gave it Mario sprites. The result is this crazy game that involves magic potions that take you to alternate phases, hurling vegetables around, bird face doors, and Warp Vases instead of Warp Pipes.

But somehow, if you mix all of this up in a blender and serve chilled, it all comes out amazingly. This game is redonkulously fun.

Also, you can be Toad. And we all know that Toad is basically the best Mario character, besides Yoshi or the talking stopwatch in Diddy Kong Racing.

He's a Fun-Guy!

There’s really not much else to say about this game; the gameplay is pretty straightforward. It’s just different. But different is good when it’s still solid, and this game is.

Also: Birdo. Enough said.

Classic Video Game Monday: Star Wars Episode I Racer

Admit it, guys. If you’re about my age, you have to admit it: As much as we love to make fun of Star Wars Episode I today, back in the day when we were kids we totally ate it up.

I did.

I think I had a Jar Jar Binks plushie.

Of course, if you’re like me, you also thought that the podracing scene was the best part of the movie by far, because crazy homebrew vehicles > wimpy lightsabers any day.

…well, now that I’ve got every nerd in the universe out to destroy me, let’s move on to the Nintendo 64 game that this spawned: Star Wars Episode I Racer.

I gotta say; this was one of the better racing games I played. The tracks were challenging (some of the later ones were very challenging) and the game really gives you a sense of speed that isn’t often matched.


Also driving through the canyon on Tatooine is fairly similar to driving down the highway in northern Idaho. True story.

One of my favorite parts of the game, though, is the sound design, because it was unintentionally hilarious. Examples include: your character saying things at the wrong time:

*podracer explodes*
Anakin: “It’s working. IT’S WORKING!”

…or characters saying the same line multiple times in a row.

Watto: “Have you seen… my chance cube? Have you seen… my chance cube? Have you seen… my chance cube?”

YES WATTO I THINK WE’VE SEEN YOUR CHANCE CUBE GOSH.

Seriously though, this game was good. Definitely one of the better racing games I’ve played, and probably the best thing that came out of Star Wars Episode I.

…well, except for those battle droids that say “Roger roger”. I liked those.