My interest in “cute guys” is usually piqued in one of the following ways:
Scenario 1:
*Sees Wikipedia article and black and white photo about some inventor/scientist from the 19th century. Said inventor/scientist is usually wearing a three piece suit and top hat.*
Pike: Guhhh *adds to “must date when my time machine is invented” list*
Scenario 2:
Any hot guy in a waistcoat.
Pike: @_@
Scenario 3:
At work.
Pike: “OMG, I’m so tired of people coming and asking me stupid questions about the crickets. NO IT’S NOT ICE, IT’S A GEL WATER. GET IT RIGHT.”
Random Cute Guy With Australian Accent: “Hi, I’m a random cute guy with an Australian accent. I’m going to ask stupid questions about the crickets now.”
Pike: “Okay ^___^”
Scenario 4:
Pike: “Hmm, that guy is okay I guess. I mean, he’s kinda… OMG IS HE WEARING AN OMEGA SEAMASTER? I’M PRETTY SURE HE’S WEARING AN OMEGA SEAMASTER. HOLYSHIZ. COME OVER HERE SO I CAN DROOL ON YOUR WRIST AND WE CAN DISCUSS HOROLOGY LONG INTO THE NIGHT. … … … I mean uh, cute butt.”
Scenario 5:
Gambit and/or Iron Man.
’nuff said.
…
Hey, at least it’s better than Dude Watching With the Brontes, right? …maybe?
Hark! A Vagrant is excellent and I salute your tastes.
In all things.
Except the Omega Seamaster, what is that even? See, you would totally not want to date me as a boy! I am not Iron Man, nor Gambit, do not own a waistcoat, top hat or three piece suit, do not know horology or have an Australian accent.
My plans to woo you end in utter failure.
Haha love it!
@ Bell – Omega Seamaster is a sexy watch <3
I would totally date you anyway! Bwahaha.
@ Shayzani - Thank you! <3
Scenario 1:
AM I KAWAII? ~UGUUUUU
(Translator’s note: Kawaii means cute)
Kriz: HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG
Scenario 2:
It’s n-not that I l-l-like you or anything! Hpmh!
Kriz: OH GOD HHHNNNNNGGGGGGGGG
Scenario 3:
Harro, sir. I am speeking Engrish.
Kriz: FFFF- HNGGGGGGGGG
Scenario 4:
Any girl with glasses and twintails
Kriz: HHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG
Scenario 5:
Lucca from Chrono Trigger
Kriz: Fuck yeah.
@ Krizzlybear Scenario 6: Goggles.
@Pike see scenario 5. sorta interchangeable with scenario 4. but yeah, lucca is mai video game waifu.
@ Krizzlybear – Touché. Also, I approve of your choice of waifus.
I am so totally with you on Scenario 3. You could probably add “any European accent” to that and I’d still get a bit weak at the knees 🙂
*dashes off to make iron man suit from scrap metal,duct tape and glue. Is afk and will return when finished :D*
Awesome! I’ve number 3 in the bag, as long as I can think of a stupid question! Like shootin’ fish in a barrel!
you dont know how much i hate stupid questions.
and i have 500 more dollars till my Omega Seamaster 🙂