Dude Watching With Pike

My interest in “cute guys” is usually piqued in one of the following ways:

Scenario 1:

*Sees Wikipedia article and black and white photo about some inventor/scientist from the 19th century. Said inventor/scientist is usually wearing a three piece suit and top hat.*

Pike: Guhhh *adds to “must date when my time machine is invented” list*

Scenario 2
:

Any hot guy in a waistcoat.

Pike: @_@

Scenario 3:

At work.

Pike: “OMG, I’m so tired of people coming and asking me stupid questions about the crickets. NO IT’S NOT ICE, IT’S A GEL WATER. GET IT RIGHT.”

Random Cute Guy With Australian Accent: “Hi, I’m a random cute guy with an Australian accent. I’m going to ask stupid questions about the crickets now.”

Pike: “Okay ^___^”

Scenario 4:

Pike: “Hmm, that guy is okay I guess. I mean, he’s kinda… OMG IS HE WEARING AN OMEGA SEAMASTER? I’M PRETTY SURE HE’S WEARING AN OMEGA SEAMASTER. HOLYSHIZ. COME OVER HERE SO I CAN DROOL ON YOUR WRIST AND WE CAN DISCUSS HOROLOGY LONG INTO THE NIGHT. … … … I mean uh, cute butt.”

Scenario 5:

Gambit and/or Iron Man.

’nuff said.

Hey, at least it’s better than Dude Watching With the Brontes, right? …maybe?

11 thoughts on “Dude Watching With Pike”

  1. Hark! A Vagrant is excellent and I salute your tastes.

    In all things.

    Except the Omega Seamaster, what is that even? See, you would totally not want to date me as a boy! I am not Iron Man, nor Gambit, do not own a waistcoat, top hat or three piece suit, do not know horology or have an Australian accent.

    My plans to woo you end in utter failure.

  2. Scenario 1:

    AM I KAWAII? ~UGUUUUU

    (Translator’s note: Kawaii means cute)

    Kriz: HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG

    Scenario 2:

    It’s n-not that I l-l-like you or anything! Hpmh!

    Kriz: OH GOD HHHNNNNNGGGGGGGGG

    Scenario 3:

    Harro, sir. I am speeking Engrish.

    Kriz: FFFF- HNGGGGGGGGG

    Scenario 4:

    Any girl with glasses and twintails

    Kriz: HHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG

    Scenario 5:

    Lucca from Chrono Trigger

    Kriz: Fuck yeah.

  3. I am so totally with you on Scenario 3. You could probably add “any European accent” to that and I’d still get a bit weak at the knees 🙂

  4. *dashes off to make iron man suit from scrap metal,duct tape and glue. Is afk and will return when finished :D*

  5. Awesome! I’ve number 3 in the bag, as long as I can think of a stupid question! Like shootin’ fish in a barrel!

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